Luckily, the woman wasn’t dead. But she could have been, had the car been going a little bit faster, had she fallen a little bit harder, had she hit her head on the way down. 

When we arrived on the scene, she was sitting up and speaking to an officer while two more positioned their cars, blue lights flashing, at either end of the block to prevent traffic from driving through. The pedestrian strike occurred at the intersection of 12th and U Street. It was 10:15 on a drizzly Friday night, and I was sitting in a police cruiser. I could already tell that my evening would be far from dull.

Over the next four hours, I would get to glimpse a side of the District that most people don’t see. Big crimes, little crimes, we would investigate them all, listening closely to the little radio crackling next to Officer C. R. Mayor’s elbow. 

The extent of my crime fighting was standing sheepishly beside Officer Mayor, a garrulous, seven-year veteran to the force, as he berated a pizza delivery guy for parking illegally in an alley. Instead, my job was to watch everything and listen to Mayor’s complaints about DC drivers and pedestrians. Ironically, just moments before arriving on the scene of the pedestrian strike, Mayor had commented on the prevalence of jaywalking and the widespread belief that pedestrians in the crosswalk have the right of way. 

While hit-and-runs and pedestrian strikes may not seem as common in the city’s outskirts, they aren’t unheard of. Earlier this semester two women were injured in a hit-and-run on the crosswalk across from the Katzen Arts Center. Eyewitnesses said they didn’t have a walk signal, according to The Eagle. Metropolitan Police Department officials say no police report was filed.

***

Friday and Saturday nights in particular tend to be prime times for some good old college fun, which can mean accidents and crime.

Junior Chris Muller, for example, enjoys clubbing in northwest DC at places like Ultrabar. While he says that Southeast is also reputed to have a good nightlife, he hasn’t really seen it for himself.

“I wouldn’t go alone, mostly because of the stigma that that area is unsafe,” he said. “I would definitely check it out with friends.”

Annie Buller prefers DC9, Velvet Lounge, and the clubs along U Street. The senior usually stays in Northwest because the bars and clubs there are more accessible. But no matter where she’s off to, she says she takes precautions.

“If I’m going to a new place, honestly, I’ll research it. I’ll look it up online, on Yelp or something like that, see what neighborhood it’s in,” Buller said. “I always get directions, and always have them available on my phone in a way that if I were to lose Internet connection I’d still be able to access them.” 

But taking precautions isn’t always enough.

“I was actually pickpocketed while I was out,” she said, recalling being shocked because she kept her bag on her body. “All of a sudden I reached into my bag for my wallet, and it was gone.” 

Buller believes that’s part of the risk of living in a city though. “I mean, if you are living in a city you should know that while ‘I may have good intentions and my friends may have good intentions,’ there are going to be sketchy people around,” she said. 

***

On the metro ride to the police station, a poster reiterating Buller’s advice caught my eye. It depicts a man walking down the road, plugged into his iPod and checking his phone. Underneath is a warning to be aware of one’s surroundings. During the ride-along, Mayor pointed out a man who looked as distracted as the guy on the poster—he seemed completely tuned out from the world, oblivious to the fact that he was mere blocks away from where a kid had been stabbed during a robbery the week before. 

I would get to glimpse a side of the District that most people don’t see. Big crimes, little crimes, we would investigate them all.

As Buller found out the hard way, robbery happens all over the District. Even on American University’s campus, burglary is one of the most common crimes, with 46 incidents reported to Public Safety in 2011. It comes in second only to alcohol-related offenses. 

Reported assault, however, is fairly uncommon on campus—there were only five instances in 2011. But that doesn’t extend to the District. Just a few hours into my ride-along with Mayor, we got a frantic call reporting an assault in progress. 

Cars darted out of our way as we sped to the scene of the crime, arriving just in time to see one man shoving another while the gangly 911 caller intervened. As we pulled to a stop, the attacker lurched in front of the car. As he tried to flee, his sloppy drunken grin was visible for the brief moment. Then Mayor leapt out of the car, grabbing his arms and pinning the attacker’s cheek to the hood. 

He insisted multiple times that his friend wasn’t a violent person. He was, in fact, the nicest guy you could meet. Until he got drunk. 

The story poured forth from the agitated victim, a young man standing before us in a muddy T-shirt and boxer shorts. “He kicked my car and then he assaulted me physically,” he exclaimed, his story supplemented with helpful interjections from the caller.

“Who assaults a guy in his underwear? Who does that?” the caller demanded. 

Despite protests of the drunken man’s friend, who hurried over to plead on his behalf, Mayor and the cops he called for backup decided they had to bring the perpetrator to the station on a count of simple assault and destruction of property.

That friend, reeking of alcohol but mostly sobered up, arrived a few minutes after we did. Sitting in the lobby while Mayor filed the report, I overheard the friend ask the officer behind the desk if there was any way he could bail his buddy out. When the officer said all he could do was wait, the friend dropped into the vacant seat next to me. He then took in my AU sweatshirt, backpack, and notebook before asking what in the world I was doing there.

I explained I was in the car on the ride-along program when his friend got arrested. He rubbed his large hand over his face. “He’s so stupid,” he complained. “Why does he have to be so belligerent?” Over the course of our conversation he insisted multiple times that his friend wasn’t a violent person. He was, in fact, the nicest guy you could meet. Until he got drunk. 

***

Mayor let me out a block from the Metro station, and we managed a quick good-bye before he was off, his mind already on the next situation. My mind was somewhere else, too: my bed. I wove around the drunken masses as I made my way to the intersection across from the U Street station, mentally calculating the minimum amount of time it would take to get back to school.

As I stood on the corner waiting to cross—exhausted, shoes soaking wet from the puddles that had collected in the sidewalk cracks, and eager to get home—the thought of jaywalking flitted across my mind as I stared impatiently at the stern red hand keeping me stuck to the curb. But then I had another thought, and this time it was of me dazed and in pain sitting on the cold, damp ground, blinded by flashing red and blue lights. 

So, instead of crossing, I waited. My heart thudded once, twice, in time with the music blasting from the club behind me. And then the little man blinked on.